Mind of an Artard Ninja

likeafieldmouse: Kim Keever “Miniature topographies inside...

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 23:15:12 -0400

Kim Keever

“Miniature topographies inside 200-gallon fish tanks, based on traditional landscape paintings. Keever fills the tanks with water once he’s sculpted and placed the miniatures, and colored lights and pigments create dense, atmospheric environments. He views his works as an evolution of the landscape tradition and deliberately acknowledges the conceptual artifice.”

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Mon, 17 Jun 2013 23:00:09 -0400

an-excess-of-tennant: slytherin-starkid-of-tardis: phinflynn: “Ah, Perry the platypus!” “What...

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 22:37:05 -0400

an-excess-of-tennant:

slytherin-starkid-of-tardis:

phinflynn:

“Ah, Perry the platypus!”

“What an unexpected -“

“WAIT, WAIT, WAIT!”

“You’re trapped!”

“By societal convention!”

“Look! We’re in a fine dining environment. Everyone knows not to throw a scene in a fancy restaurant!”

“That’s right. You’re trapped. Sit down.”

This show is fucking brilliant.

you read that in his voice don’t deny it

HOLY SHIT

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 18:26:32 -0400

chasing-bread-thieves:

Sjow just beat Life at Dreamhack. A Swede beat the Korean. sajkBNASDHIUAS

Me flirting: Hey, do you want to come to my house and watch The Lord Of The Rings: Extended Edition?

Sun, 16 Jun 2013 23:23:49 -0400

Me flirting: Hey, do you want to come to my house and watch The Lord Of The Rings: Extended Edition?

bananadongchronicles: knives—and—ivory: iwasjustkidding: iride...

Sun, 16 Jun 2013 23:21:06 -0400

bananadongchronicles:

knives—and—ivory:

iwasjustkidding:

iridescentcatharsis:

macmuffinpro:

picnicinparadise:

HOW DID I NOT KNOW THIS?!

Why do I learn more about math from Tumblr than my 12+ years of formal education????????

No math teacher ever taught me this trick. Got damn.

This is great and all if you know how to subtract things from 100

Fucking witchcraft holy shit

heartless-wonderland: c2ndy2c1d: FUCK there’s a waterfall...

Sun, 16 Jun 2013 23:19:55 -0400

heartless-wonderland:

c2ndy2c1d:

FUCK

there’s a waterfall falling down from my eyes.

It’s not like I wanted to cry or something. I wish I knew which Peters were working for each story.

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Sun, 16 Jun 2013 18:22:05 -0400

recykle: Fairy Pools on the Isle of Skye, Scotland Is Scotland...

Sun, 16 Jun 2013 00:39:17 -0400

recykle:

Fairy Pools on the Isle of Skye, Scotland

Is Scotland a different planet or something?

oh my this is beyond beautiful

when you start liking someone: ah fuck

Sun, 16 Jun 2013 00:37:28 -0400

when you start liking someone: ah fuck

musicproblems: submitted by: sunriseoverthesandias

Sun, 16 Jun 2013 00:26:25 -0400

musicproblems:

submitted by: sunriseoverthesandias

thelaughingmagician: vestara: starwarsgroup: No, this is a...

Sun, 16 Jun 2013 00:24:45 -0400

thelaughingmagician:

vestara:

starwarsgroup:

No, this is a variation on a circle parry and a counter circle parry. Both are commonly taught in French and Italian style foil fencing.

A circle parry is when you avoid your opponents blade by moving your blade around theirs in a circle. A counter circle parry is circling around your opponents circle so that they can’t get their blade past to stab you.

When two fencers know each other well, this often happens. It becomes a game of chicken, it only ends when someone is willing to risk leaving an opening so that they can launch a different attack.

The foil version of this happens at least once a practice on my college fencing team. The only difference is that the blades are horizontal rather than diagonal.

Bolded for sadness

OUCH MY HEART

ifyoucarryonthisway: do boys even get crushes on girls do boys even like girls do boys even feel...

Sun, 16 Jun 2013 00:10:41 -0400

ifyoucarryonthisway:

do boys even get crushes on girls do boys even like girls do boys even feel things

marchingbandmadnesss: It’s so hard to explain what drum corps is without using music terms.

Sun, 16 Jun 2013 00:10:12 -0400

marchingbandmadnesss:

It’s so hard to explain what drum corps is without using music terms.

"The league below bronze is league of legends"

Sun, 16 Jun 2013 00:08:41 -0400

“The league below bronze is league of legends”

- Someone on the dreamhack twitch chat (via orphaned)

Teacher : What comes after 69?

Sat, 15 Jun 2013 20:28:44 -0400

Teacher : What comes after 69?
Student : Mouthwash.
Teacher : Get out.

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Sat, 15 Jun 2013 20:25:45 -0400

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Sat, 15 Jun 2013 20:24:35 -0400

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Sat, 15 Jun 2013 20:23:53 -0400

gaylienz: redandblackbicycle: Found this via reddit finally...

Sat, 15 Jun 2013 20:22:25 -0400

gaylienz:

redandblackbicycle:

Found this via reddit

finally something that treats introverts and extroverts as equals